Mechanical Mindflayer Head | New Vehicle for Fifth Edition

The mindflayers of Shum'morak are an inventive lot, aiming their duergar slaves at special projects such as this unique vehicle. The mechanical mindflayer head takes the form of an oversized illithid, tentacles and all. The mindflayer pilots use viewing screens from within that access scrying sensors from around the head itself. The vehicle requires a … Continue reading Mechanical Mindflayer Head | New Vehicle for Fifth Edition

Tella – Female Doppelganger Assassin | New NPC for Fifth Edition

In the Bloody Bunch campaign which is soon wrapping up (they're at 19th-level now), Tella is probably the best--and most interesting--of all the NPCs the characters travel with. Originally the doppelganger servant of Nezznar (yes, the one from Phandelver), Tella has mostly turned good over the years. Now, she aims to take down the villainous … Continue reading Tella – Female Doppelganger Assassin | New NPC for Fifth Edition

Stat Anything: Oh My God It’s a Goose | New Monster for Fifth Edition

"Listen, and understand. That goose is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead." Geese are no laughing matter. These horrible beasts stalk ponds, parks, and the sky, looking for unsuspecting prey. … Continue reading Stat Anything: Oh My God It’s a Goose | New Monster for Fifth Edition

Panda Dragon | New Monster for Fifth Edition

Working through my Patron requests this month, here's one from long-time patron John W. Legendary Eastern Style Dragon with Panda traits. :3 An oldie that I have yet to see...if not this a Legendary Eastern River Dragon. As far as I can tell, there's no historical precedence for panda dragons. Of course, there are eastern … Continue reading Panda Dragon | New Monster for Fifth Edition

George F***ing Washington | New Challenge for Fifth Edition

Happy 4th of July! Today is the day that George Washington phased into the Prime Material plane, gunned down 2 million Brits and like 100 Hessians with a chain gun (in just one fucking round), then rode off on a T-Rex. Oh yeah, and he signed the Declaration of Independence LIKE A BOSS. Here are … Continue reading George F***ing Washington | New Challenge for Fifth Edition

The Medusa Queen | New Challenge for Fifth Edition

Once worshipped by the ancient people who lived and toiled in Dragard Mine, the Medusa Queen was a dangerous foe and curse on the land. Fortunately, the ancient people were able to lock her away in the temple they'd built for her. Since then, she has laid dormant for hundreds of years. Should she rise … Continue reading The Medusa Queen | New Challenge for Fifth Edition

Megapede | New Monster for Fifth Edition

Megapedes are colossal centipedes which roam the sandy deserts of Athas. Megapedes are very similar to normal centipedes in all ways except in size. They have a very long (100 to 150 feet), segmented body which sports a pair of legs nearly every two feet. These legs are five feet in length and have flexible claws at … Continue reading Megapede | New Monster for Fifth Edition

Greater Specter | New Monster for Fifth Edition

A specter is the angry, unfettered spirit of a humanoid that has been prevented from passing to the afterlife. Specters no longer possess connections to who or what they were, yet are condemned to walk the world forever. Greater specters are older specters who maintain a piece of their undying quest. Although more rational than … Continue reading Greater Specter | New Monster for Fifth Edition

Goblin Spider | New Monster for Fifth Edition

The goblin spider, or earth spider, looks like a huge, furry spider of a particularly evil cast. It lurks in the Forest Ridge just beyond the Ringing Mountains and is a bane to the wild halflings that live there. The goblin spider has a plump abdomen, eight spindly legs, and two curving mandibles capable of grasping and … Continue reading Goblin Spider | New Monster for Fifth Edition