Stat Anything: The Power Stone, First of the Six Infinity Stones | Artifact for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

We all knew it'd come to this. Eventually, I'd break down and create the Infinity Stones, the Gauntlet, and of course, everyone's favorite purple villain, Thanos. To kick it off, I thought I'd start with the first stone that Thanos collected: the Power Stone. Playtest Content The material here is presented for playtesting and to spark … Continue reading Stat Anything: The Power Stone, First of the Six Infinity Stones | Artifact for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

Olmec (from Legends of the Hidden Temple) | For Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition (with Design Notes)

This is a great request. It comes in as part of a contest I held recently to pick a special attack for the blutgeist monster I created here on the blog. The winner got to put in a request that appeared at the top of the request pile. Whoop whoop! And here's what he asked … Continue reading Olmec (from Legends of the Hidden Temple) | For Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition (with Design Notes)

Stat Anything: Gremlins (Mogwai) | Monsters for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

This morning, while tossing and turning, I got the wild idea to create Gremlins from the 1984 Joe Dante movie. If you aren't familiar with gremlins, they are small, lizard-like creatures that live to cause havoc. They spawn from mogwai that have eaten after midnight and they multiply when you put water on them. In … Continue reading Stat Anything: Gremlins (Mogwai) | Monsters for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

Stat Anything: Creepy Things Somebody Asked Me to Stat | Monsters for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

If you ever want to get a mention on this site, here's the easiest way to do it. Send me a weird picture on Instagram or tell me a crazy story. Chances are if I find it weird, I'll probably stat it up. And I mean weird. Not mean. Like, don't send me a picture … Continue reading Stat Anything: Creepy Things Somebody Asked Me to Stat | Monsters for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

The Ominmortis | Monster for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition [Updated]

I love this gig. Not just because I get to constantly write about the world's #1 roleplaying game, but sometimes I get some... unusual... requests. Earlier today as I was going through my Instagram DM requests, I got a message from a fella named Matt. "Hey, can I get some advice? I'm a new DM … Continue reading The Ominmortis | Monster for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition [Updated]

10 Classic Horror Monsters for Pulp Luchador Adventures in D&D 5e

I don't know what it is about the old pulp luchador stories and art, but I just love the stuff. The idea of a Mexican wrestler going toe-to-toe with Dracula and the Wolfman is so damn thrilling! Masks, capes, muscles--they had it all. I mean, these guys were superheroes before superheroes were superheroes. And the … Continue reading 10 Classic Horror Monsters for Pulp Luchador Adventures in D&D 5e

Stat Anything: Michael Myers for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

In the spirit of Halloween (and the movie Halloween is currently the #1 movie in America), I decided to cook up stats for that ol' '70's horror icon, Michael Myers.  Michael Myers is a fictional character from the Halloween series of slasher films. He first appears in John Carpenter's Halloween (1978) as a young boy who murders his sister, Judith Myers, and then, fifteen years later, … Continue reading Stat Anything: Michael Myers for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

Stat Anything: Children for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

Welcome back to Stat Anything, a series where I take requests from folks on Instagram on things to convert to Dungeons & Dragons stats. Now I know I was supposed to do the Cave of Wonders this week, but as it turns out, that's going to take a little more time than I originally expected. … Continue reading Stat Anything: Children for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

Stat Anything: The Hounds of Tindalos for Fifth Edition Dungeons & Dragons

Ah, the hounds of tindalos. Easily one of my all-time favorite Cthulhu Mythos monsters, I finally decided to get off my kiester and create stats for these awesome beasts. I plan on using the hounds of tindalos this Saturday in my normal Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition campaign when my PCs run through Dyson Logos' … Continue reading Stat Anything: The Hounds of Tindalos for Fifth Edition Dungeons & Dragons

Stat Anything: Excalibur for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

Here we are with the first entry for Season Two of Stat Anything where I take the readers' and Instagram followers' suggestions and turn them into people, places, and things for Dungeons & Dragons 5e. It's time to stat up the legendary sword of King Arthur, Excalibur. What is Excalibur? From Wikipedia: Excalibur (/ɛkˈskæləbər/), or Caliburn, is … Continue reading Stat Anything: Excalibur for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition