Stat Anything: Oh My God It’s a Goose | New Monster for Fifth Edition

"Listen, and understand. That goose is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead." Geese are no laughing matter. These horrible beasts stalk ponds, parks, and the sky, looking for unsuspecting prey. … Continue reading Stat Anything: Oh My God It’s a Goose | New Monster for Fifth Edition