Optimus Prime is the awe-inspiring leader of the Autobot forces. Selfless and endlessly courageous, he is the complete opposite of his mortal enemy Megatron. Originally a mere civilian known as Orion Pax or Optronix, he was chosen by the Matrix of Leadership to command, the first in a number of heavy burdens he has been forced to bear. Another is his bringing of the Transformers' conflict to … Continue reading Stat Anything – Optimus Prime | New Monster for Fifth Edition
Once, every city in Athas was led by a king or queen. They were the top of the social order. Often, they lived near the city in a fortified palace bustling with minor officials. When a potentate found it necessary to leave his or her palace, he or she did so only with a great … Continue reading Sorcerer Kings/Queens (Dark Sun) | New Threat for Fifth Edition
Happy 4th of July! Today is the day that George Washington phased into the Prime Material plane, gunned down 2 million Brits and like 100 Hessians with a chain gun (in just one fucking round), then rode off on a T-Rex. Oh yeah, and he signed the Declaration of Independence LIKE A BOSS. Here are … Continue reading George F***ing Washington | New Challenge for Fifth Edition
If Jillian is a total bad-ass at CR 21 and she's the just lieutenant, then how bad-ass is the captain of the guard himself? My guess would be CR 24 or so. Koroxon Medium fiend (demon), chaotic evil Armor Class 21 (natural armor, floating shield +1) Hit Points 237 (25d8 + 125) Speed 40 ft. … Continue reading Koroxon | NPC for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition (Spoilers)
Coming up at the end of February, I'll be launching two cool books for Patrons. These books will be available here on the site as well as FREE in their blog format as usual. The first book will be an adventure set in the Patron-created world of Wandrossa. While it's still in the works (and … Continue reading Phoenix Dragon | New Monster for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition
I just hit 2,500 Instagram followers! To celebrate, I started taking requests for people and things to stat. And here's the first one I did: Jafar from Aladdin. Check him out...