Rolfin the Dragon Priest | NPC for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

The goblin mine is managed by a dragon priest named Rolfin who is a half-red dragon goblin. Rolfin is somewhat insane and feared by all in the mine, including the azer smith, Roez, and Lamarr the Necromancer. While Gurd and the other goblins try to keep him safe--after all, the goblins believe that Rolfin is … Continue reading Rolfin the Dragon Priest | NPC for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

Stat Anything: Creepy Things Somebody Asked Me to Stat | Monsters for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

If you ever want to get a mention on this site, here's the easiest way to do it. Send me a weird picture on Instagram or tell me a crazy story. Chances are if I find it weird, I'll probably stat it up. And I mean weird. Not mean. Like, don't send me a picture … Continue reading Stat Anything: Creepy Things Somebody Asked Me to Stat | Monsters for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

War Mages | Monsters for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

Volo's Guide to Monsters generously introduces statistics for a variety of mages, each tied to a different arcane tradition. However, the one type of mage that's missing, it seems, are the war mages from Xanathar's Guide to Everything. Since I need a few war mages today, I thought I might stat them up. Not only … Continue reading War Mages | Monsters for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

Holiday Treants | Monsters for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

Today, I'm getting roped into Christmas Tree decorating duty. That's what happens when you're easily a foot taller than everyone else in the household. Regardless, it should be fun. And, it gives me the opportunity to dream up yet another holiday-themed monster. I knew I'd eventually make a Christmas Tree themed monster for the holiday. … Continue reading Holiday Treants | Monsters for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

Chuul Variants for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

Despite being a lifelong fan of Dungeons and Dragons, for whatever reason, aboleths are stuck in a blind spot on my D&D nerd-dar. If you aren't familiar with aboleths, they're basically giant, Lovecraftian, psychic fish monsters that can turn humanoids into thin-skinned, water-breathing servants. Pretty ick all the way around. But this article isn't about … Continue reading Chuul Variants for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

Monster: Gravetouched Angel of Death for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

Gravetouched are tortured souls who, at some point or another, had a close encounter with death. That grim experience changed them, unlocking dark powers within. You can learn more about the Gravetouched in the Gravetouched player class option (updated 11/17/2018). Gravetouched, Angel of Death Medium humanoid (any race), any alignment (usually neutral evil) Armor Class 15 … Continue reading Monster: Gravetouched Angel of Death for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

Shrapnyl Raggamoffyns for Dungeons and Dragons Fifth Edition

Raggamoffyns are mysterious constructs composed of animated scraps and bits of cloth, metal, or other refuse from civilized societies, particularly those where magic is common. Raggamoffyns tend to cluster together, operating as much in secret as possible, taking control of selected hosts to further their agendas. Unlike other constructs, a raggamoffyn is not the result … Continue reading Shrapnyl Raggamoffyns for Dungeons and Dragons Fifth Edition

Chimera Variants for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition (Over 2,000 Variants)

The old-school chimera comes with the hindquarters of a large goat, the forequarters of a lion, and the leather wings of a dragon, along with the heads of all three of those creatures. But what if they came with different types of heads? Here's a way to create your own chimera variants for Dungeons & … Continue reading Chimera Variants for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition (Over 2,000 Variants)

Dimensional Warpers for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

The dimensional warper was a creature appearing in second edition Dungeons & Dragons. What follows is the information taken directly from the second edition Monstrous Manual, followed by the updated stats for fifth edition. What are dimensional warpers? A dimensional warper has a snake-like body and stands on two long, thin legs. Its long, thin, flexible … Continue reading Dimensional Warpers for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

Ninja Attack! for Fifth Edition Dungeons & Dragons (five 8th-level encounters for 3-5 players)

Tomorrow, my PCs are fighting an entire clan of ninjas. The scene? An inn/restaurant, of course. The ninjas will come in five waves: 18 bakemono. These mindless, muscle-headed goblins purpose is to get the PCs to use up (most of) their area effect spells. 35 bandits led by 2 ogres. The next wave consists of … Continue reading Ninja Attack! for Fifth Edition Dungeons & Dragons (five 8th-level encounters for 3-5 players)