If you ever want to get a mention on this site, here's the easiest way to do it. Send me a weird picture on Instagram or tell me a crazy story. Chances are if I find it weird, I'll probably stat it up. And I mean weird. Not mean. Like, don't send me a picture … Continue reading Stat Anything: Creepy Things Somebody Asked Me to Stat | Monsters for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition
While raggamoffyns are created by magical waste and happenstance, junk golems are the result of alchemy, engineering, and a twisted sense of imagination. These constructs are often found near waste disposal sites or near battlefields where scrap material is easy to come by. No two junk golems look the same, but they do share a … Continue reading Junk Golems for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition
A throwback to old-school Ravenloft, bone golems are built from the previously animated bones of skeletal undead. These horrors stand roughly 9 feet tall and weigh between 150 and 280 pounds. They are seldom armored and can easily be mistaken for undead, much to the dismay of those who make this error. How do Bone … Continue reading Bone Golems for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition
I guess I'm on a golem kick lately. Just did a post on clay golems and their support, offering up a remake of the 3rd edition alchemical golem. And today, I need a bronze golem for a new adventure I'm penning. Golems are pretty cool, but simple. Be sure to read up on their tactics … Continue reading Bronze Golem for Fifth Edition Dungeons & Dragons
Clay golems are brutes that heal when they're hit with acid. So what sort of monsters should you pair with them? Read this to find out!