Happy holidays, folks! Hope everyone’s eating plenty of turk-turk-turkey!
Since today is Thanksgiving, that means tomorrow is Black Friday. And like many websites that you frequent, I, too, will be having holiday specials that kick off tomorrow.
When I thought about creating merch for my site, I wasn’t sure what to make. Maybe a book (I do plan on doing books). Perhaps some t-shirts.
But then it hit me: I’m a D&D creator. Therefore, I should make stuff that has D&D stats on it. What should I make, though?
Okay, so I write. A lot. As if you hadn’t noticed. And as a writer, I drink a lot of coffee. I think it’s required by law for writers to consume copious amounts of coffee while they work. Therefore, the first piece of schwag that I’m going to create is going to be a coffee mug.
Here’s what the text reads (if you prefer cut/paste):
Coffee Mug of Rejuvenation
Wondrous item rare (requires attunement)
This looks like a mundane coffee mug. It has 3 charges. When you drink any warm liquid from this coffee mug, you may expend 1 charge to remove one level of exhaustion from yourself. The coffee mug regains all expended charges daily at dawn.
Curse. The coffee mug is cursed. Attuning to it curses you until you are targeted by the remove curse spell or similar magic. Each day if you do not drink from the coffee mug you gain one level of exhaustion.
And here’s a clear image of what the mug looks like:
Naturally, you can totally use this in your games. Just click and save the image above. No charge! And if you’d like to have one of your own Coffee Mugs of Rejuvenation, just check it out on my Redbubble.
What’s the quality of the coffee mug like?
Check out some of these AWESOME testimonials on Red Bubble:
“Great product! Mug showed up exactly as advertised, no damage, and in time for Xmas. I now have a very happy friend.” – Nigel T.
“I really appreciate the great customer service I got from Redbubble.” – Katelyn P.
“I was really struggling at Christmas time and was really wanting to get everyone something special. Red Bubble was perfect! I found everyone in my family a great mug that I feel represents them. The mugs were fantastic, great quality, and fast shipping! I live in Canada and they still got here weeks before Christmas. Really recommend it to anyone looking for that special gift at great cost.” – Emma K.
Have fun with this magic item! And be sure to check it out on Redbubble. For a limited time, it’s only
$18.99 $15.60 (special holiday pricing). Red Bubble includes:
- Worldwide Shipping. available as Standard or Express delivery to ensure that you get it before the holidays.
- Secure Payments. 100% Secure payment with 256-bit SSL Encryption. Don’t stress about your money ending up in the wrong hands, Red Bubble handles hundreds of thousands of monthly transactions.
- Free Returns. Exchange or money back guarantee for all orders. If you don’t like it, you don’t gotta keep it!
- Local Support. Red Bubble offers 24-7 local support. Have a problem? These guys got you covered.
- Fifth Edition Compatible. While, yes, the mug is a joke, it totally works with Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition and follows the guidelines of the OGL.
Don’t delay! These won’t be around forever. And chances are the price will go back up after the holidays.
BONUS: Get the coffee mug of rejuvenation for yourself or a friend and take a picture of you with it on either Instagram (tag @dungeonmasterdave) or Facebook (tag @dungeonmasterdave), and I’ll create any magic item, monster, or subclass of your choosing!
I’ll even put it in official Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition PDF format so you can print it, use it in your games, sell it, wear it as a hat, or do whatever the hell you want with it!