T-Shirt Holiday Special! “DM, What Is Best in Life?” | Limited Time Offer!

Following the success of the Coffee Mug of Rejuvenation, I thought I’d also kick up a little holiday t-shirt, too, for that Dungeon Master you love (or hate).


Dungeons & Dragons holiday gift idea for Dungeon Masters of D&D 5e

Here’s what the shirt says:

“DM, what is best in life?

To crush the characters.

See them fail their death saves.

And to hear the lamentations of their players.”

If you didn’t already know, this is a reference to the 1982 version of Conan The Barbarian starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. I like to think that if Conan was a Dungeon Master, this is the philosophy that he’d live by.

Here’s a clearer image of the actual design:


If you’re a Dungeon Master (like me), you might even get the shirt for yourself to put fear into your players!

What’s the quality of the shirt like?

Check out some of these AWESOME testimonials on Red Bubble:

“Awesome! Great fit, great color, high-quality graphic, and the t-shirt fabric is very soft.” – Michael M.

“Perfect. Delivered on time. Good quality product.” – Miss K.

“Product was great! Arrived quickly and quality is fantastic!” – Casper

Don’t delay!

Have fun with this shirt! And be sure to check it out on Redbubble. For a limited time, it’s only $24.99 $19.90 (special holiday pricing). Red Bubble includes:

  • Worldwide Shipping. available as Standard or Express delivery to ensure that you get it before the holidays.
  • Secure Payments. 100% Secure payment with 256-bit SSL Encryption. Don’t stress about your money ending up in the wrong hands, Red Bubble handles hundreds of thousands of monthly transactions.
  • Free Returns. Exchange or money back guarantee for all orders. If you don’t like it, you don’t gotta keep it!
  • Local Support. Red Bubble offers 24-7 local support. Have a problem? These guys got you covered.

Don’t delay! These won’t be around forever. And chances are the price will go back up after the holidays.


Get the “DM, What’s Best in Life?” T-Shirt, Today!


BONUS: Get this t-shirt for yourself or a friend and take a picture of you with it on either Instagram (tag @dungeonmasterdave) or Facebook (tag @dungeonmasterdave) with a link to the site, and I’ll create any magic item, monster, or subclass of your choosing!

I’ll even put it in official Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition PDF format so you can print it, use it in your games, sell it, wear it as a hat, or do whatever the hell you want with it!


Get the “DM, What’s Best in Life?” T-Shirt, Today!



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