Category: Fun Stuff

Stat Anything: Private First Class William Hudson | New NPC for Fifth Edition

Private First Class William L. Hudson was a combat technician in the United States Colonial Marine Corps, part of 2nd Battalion Bravo Team. He was a member of the combat unit deployed to Acheron aboard the USS Sulaco in 2179, to investigate the sudden loss of contact with the colony of Hadley’s Hope. He was subsequently involved in combating the Xenomorph infestation at the colony. Hudson was part […]

Stat Anything – Xenomorph | New Monster for Fifth Edition

The Xenomorph XX121, better known just as Xenomorph (which literally translates to “strange form” from Greek ξενος, xenos=strange and morphe=form) or the “Alien“, is an extraterrestrial endoparasitoid species with multiple life cycles, possibly originating from the planet Proteus (also known as “Xenomorph Prime”). One of the deadliest of all known alien species, these creatures require a host organism in order to […]

Stat Anything – Yautja (Predator) | New Monster for Fifth Edition

The Yautja, (pronounced Ya-OOT-ja), known colloquially as the Predators or Hunters, are an extraterrestrial species characterized by their hunting of other dangerous species for sport and honor, including humans. The Yautja are a sentient, humanoid race that breathe an atmosphere similar to that of Earth’s but possess a level of technological advancement far in excess of anything available to humans. The Predators stalk and […]

Stat Anything: Ralph Wiggum | New Monster for Fifth Edition

Ralph is a simple-minded but good-natured 8-year-old boy in Lisa Simpson’s second-grade class taught by Ms. Hoover. Although his beginnings were that of a tertiary child character along the same lines as Lisa’s on-and-off friend Janey, he has since become one of the more prominent secondary characters on the show, even being the focus or at least a […]

How to Play as Spider-Man in Fifth Edition (And Still Keep Things Balanced)

Something I’ve been stewing on for a while: how to bring superpowers into Fifth Edition. I’ve had ideas for creating new classes and a few other things, but nothing really stuck. The trick is keeping it balanced in the game without making things “cheap.” In other words, I want to make a superhero that has […]

Stat Anything: Oh My God It’s a Goose | New Monster for Fifth Edition

“Listen, and understand. That goose is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.” Geese are no laughing matter. These horrible beasts stalk ponds, parks, and the sky, looking for unsuspecting prey. […]

George F***ing Washington | New Challenge for Fifth Edition

Happy 4th of July! Today is the day that George Washington phased into the Prime Material plane, gunned down 2 million Brits and like 100 Hessians with a chain gun (in just one fucking round), then rode off on a T-Rex. Oh yeah, and he signed the Declaration of Independence LIKE A BOSS. Here are […]

Stat Anything: The Night King | New Challenge for Fifth Edition

I just finished up Game of Thrones (yeah, I know I’m late to the party). In terms of Fifth Edition stats, most of the stuff in Game of Thrones is pretty self-explanatory (although Game of Thrones dragons aren’t really Dungeons & Dragons dragons, I digress). If there was one creature that stuck out in the […]

Thanos the Mad Titan | New NPC for Fifth Edition (Major Spoilers)

Everyone likes a good BBEG. And lately, there hasn’t been much better than Thanos. Of course, when it comes to creating someone like Thanos, you have to be super careful not to screw things up. People are going to scrutinize every aspect of the build. In the past, when doing a Stat Anything, I showed […]

Cavaloth “Horsehead” | New Monster for Fifth Edition

Last night, I had a dream about the first video game that I ever played, Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link. For those who don’t remember (or aren’t old enough to remember), the boss of the first dungeon was Horsehead. Horsehead was literally just that: a knight with the head of a horse. I figured […]