Category: Fun Stuff

King Midas for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

The most famous King Midas is popularly remembered in Greek mythology for his ability to turn everything he touched into gold. This came to be called the golden touch, or the Midas touch. King Midas Medium humanoid (human), lawful good Armor Class 15 (gold breastplate) Hit Points 9 (2d8) Speed 30 ft. Abilities Str 11 (+0), Dex 12 (+1), Con 11 (+0), Int 12 (+1), Wis […]

Skunkasauruses for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

Looks like those mad mages are at it again. Part skunk and part velociraptor, the skunkasaurus makes for one bizarre encounter. Not only do these critters have the ferocious carnivorous appetites of the predatory velociraptors, but they have learned to weaponize their skunklike defensive secretions to temporarily disable their prey–or ward off larger beasties, as […]

Stat Anything: Children for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

Welcome back to Stat Anything, a series where I take requests from folks on Instagram on things to convert to Dungeons & Dragons stats. Now I know I was supposed to do the Cave of Wonders this week, but as it turns out, that’s going to take a little more time than I originally expected. […]

Stat Anything: Excalibur for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

Here we are with the first entry for Season Two of Stat Anything where I take the readers’ and Instagram followers’ suggestions and turn them into people, places, and things for Dungeons & Dragons 5e. It’s time to stat up the legendary sword of King Arthur, Excalibur. What is Excalibur? From Wikipedia: Excalibur (/ɛkˈskæləbər/), or Caliburn, is […]

Stat Anything: Season 2 – 10 New Things Coming Soon

Stat anything is a weekly series where I take fan requests and make them into Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition creatures, magic items, or even maps.

What follows are the last 10 requests for things to stat from my Instagram followers.

Cheetah Dragon for Fifth Edition Dungeons & Dragons

A cheetah dragon is less a dragon in the traditional sense and more of a fierce, bestial monstrosity that stalks savannahs and plains. Using a combination of their slowing breath and own incredible speed, they hunt to sate their incredible hunger. A single cheetah dragon can eat up to 200 pounds worth of prey in a day.

Killer Flowers for Fifth Edition Dungeons & Dragons

Killer flowers! Not only do these little buggers try to poison you, but they’ll blind you, too, if you’re not careful. Check out these FREE D&D 5e stats.

4 Monsters by Jack: Room-Sized Mimics, Giant Snakes, Haunted Books, and Worms!

My six-year-old son Jack helps me come up with cool monster ideas. Here’s 5 I love: a room-sized mimic, a giant snake that golins can ride, a haunted book that creates ghosts from its pages, and a swarm of blood-sucking worms. Check ’em out!

Stat Anything: Githyanki BBEG for Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition

The githyanki are a classic staple of Dungeons & Dragons. And in fifth, they’re even cooler than before. So here’s a BBEG from my campaign, Belcrom the Knight!

Stat Anything: Gandalf the Grey for Fifth Edition Dungeons & Dragons

Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition Stats for Gandalf the Grey. Just how tough would Gandalf be in a D&D 5e world? Click to find out!